Steven!

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

the-official-princess-club:

since i couldnt think of ways of her to play the piano, i came up with something different. ^^

the-official-princess-club:

since i couldnt think of ways of her to play the piano, i came up with something different. ^^

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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nevvzealand:

i feel so weird saying my own name

quazza:

hip hop fights for its friends!