Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
since i couldnt think of ways of her to play the piano, i came up with something different. ^^
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*
when someone steals food from your plate
i feel so weird saying my own name
hip hop fights for its friends!